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clicky.init(159396);I’m happiest with flip flops on my feet and a cocktail in my hand. I’m in the midst of a quarter life crisis. I’m not as dumb as I look. Most of the time.

Well, fiddle-dee-dee.

If you don’t have something nice to say, come sit next to me.

Bitch is the new black.

Slim arguments come from slim hips.

The more people oppose it, the more fun it is.

Don’t waste the pretty.

You should always know how long to stay and when to go.

If you want change, change your mind.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous, but they won’t be avoided.

Well-behaved women rarely make history.

It’s not failure, it’s just changing direction.

It is the Southern part of me which is most quintessentially and fiercely alive.</description><title>TheOtherJen</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theotherjen)</generator><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>carolinek:

What I need to survive a weekend snowed in! This...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuvk0xX4ax1qz6luvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://carolinek.tumblr.com/post/289570750/what-i-need-to-survive-a-weekend-snowed-in-this" target="_blank"&gt;carolinek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What I need to survive a weekend snowed in! This store is a mad house!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Get some stacy’s pita chips and spinach and I’ll tell you how to make a damn good spinach dip with that alouette cheese.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/289574012</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/289574012</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 20:01:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>States Ranked From Happiest to Least Cheerful </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://graceinsmallthings.tumblr.com/post/288384759/states-ranked-from-happiest-to-least-cheerful" target="_blank"&gt;graceinsmallthings&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://meredithnyc.tumblr.com/post/287964836/states-ranked-from-happiest-to-least-cheerful" target="_blank"&gt;meredithnyc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joyengel.tumblr.com/post/287963492/states-ranked-from-happiest-to-least-cheerful" target="_blank"&gt;joyengel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;We’re Number 10!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;1. Louisiana&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;2. Hawaii&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. Florida&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. Tennessee&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. Arizona&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6. South Carolina&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7. Mississippi&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. Montana&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9. Alabama&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. Maine&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/12/17/science/AP-US-SCI-Whos-Happy-List.html?_r=1#articleBodyLink" target="_blank"&gt;New York Times&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;we may be crazy, but we’re happy!&lt;/p&gt;
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Number 4, eh? Must be because we’re all stuffed with biscuits and gravy and grits, and drunk off of Jack Daniels. It is most definitely not because we’ve had a decent football team these last five years.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This list has got to be crap because Louisiana, number one? Really? (I can say that because my entire family is from there. They left as quickly as possible).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Florida, home of all serial killers, is number three? I mean, it’s sunny and all, but meh. It’s Florida.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288394221</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288394221</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:47:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahtaylorkitsch:

FNL S4 E8 Promo (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3VvPJzT-r0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/p3VvPJzT-r0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahtaylorkitsch.tumblr.com/post/288075051/fnl-s4-e8-promo-via-fnltelevision" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahtaylorkitsch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3VvPJzT-r0" target="_blank"&gt;FNL S4 E8 Promo&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/FNLTelevision" target="_blank"&gt;FNLTelevision&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;JANUARY 6!?! WTF!!?! I have to wait THREE WEEKS to see the next episode?????? Are you kidding me with this? What am I supposed to watch until then!?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Merry fucking Christmas. GAWD I AM SO IRRATIONALLY PISSED ABOUT THIS!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288385976</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288385976</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:41:45 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I can’t stop staring at this. Just try to look away, the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutndgnMIm1qz7id7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I can’t stop staring at this. Just try to look away, the sheer force of her ass just pulls you back in.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288113994</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288113994</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 19:15:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via sweethomestyle)

those are fantastic floors.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kutj4r8cnd1qzb2hmo1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://sweethomestyle.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;sweethomestyle&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;those are fantastic floors.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288024761</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288024761</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:58:46 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>carolinek:

joyengel:

Things that are Real: Gamecocks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kut8z06yoG1qz83s9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://carolinek.tumblr.com/post/287902678/joyengel-things-that-are-real-gamecocks" target="_blank"&gt;carolinek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joyengel.tumblr.com/post/287782916/things-that-are-real-gamecocks-gnome" target="_blank"&gt;joyengel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Things that are Real:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.footballfanatics.com/COLLEGE_South_Carolina_Gamecocks_Lawn_And_Garden/South_Carolina_Gamecocks_Mini_Football_Gnome_Figurine" target="_blank"&gt;Gamecocks Gnome&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Things that terrify me: Gnomes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember that gnome show when we were kids? That thing gave me nightmares.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Uh, Mere you saw this already right?? LOLOL. I am buying you this for Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288003409</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/288003409</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:40:10 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mariellie:

megburns:

meredithnyc:

Kristen Johnson has some...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kups89xGXE1qz7qxco1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mariellie.tumblr.com/post/285169550/megburns-meredithnyc-kristen-johnson-has" target="_blank"&gt;mariellie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.megburns.com/post/285161696/meredithnyc-kristen-johnson-has-some-good" target="_blank"&gt;megburns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://meredithnyc.tumblr.com/post/285143653/kristen-johnson-has-some-good-answers-to" target="_blank"&gt;meredithnyc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kristen Johnson has some good answers to &lt;a href="http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/12/kristen_johnston_is_just_tryin.html" target="_blank"&gt;NYMag.com’s usual survey.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except the “would you live here on $35,000” question &lt;a href="http://meredithnyc.tumblr.com/search/35%2C000+salary" target="_blank"&gt;still pisses me off.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because some of us have to/had to.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With sincere curiosity, I want to know HOW ya’ll survived. I honestly can’t comprehend it. $35K in Manhattan??? You could barely live in West Hartford on that, if you want to do anything more then sleep and work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do you live in Manhattan? Do you eat? Do your parents help you? How do you look so chic all the time? Are you in debt? My friends in Connecticut ALWAYS talk about how we can’t comprehend how people work entry-level jobs in Manhattan if their parents aren’t helping.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m genuinely curious. Please share!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You live in the outer boroughs with two roommates, so everything is split by 3.  You thrift. You fall in love with cooking to avoid eating out, even if bringing a bag lunch to work is inconvenient.  You get a library card or shop at The Strand instead of Borders.  You travel by bus to your vacation destination instead of flying.  You spend your summers at the Park and you choose wisely the times you celebrate in style.  And you keep dreaming.  Because dreaming is free.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Or you can rack up credit card debt and leech off your parents, like I did, because you are completely unable to stop living beyond your means. It worked for me! LOL, for a while at least.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, sneaking liquor into bars did tremendous things for my wallet.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/285444713</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/285444713</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:04:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love when I show up to work at 8:30 am on the dot and there’s no one here.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I love when I show up to work at 8:30 am on the dot and there’s no one here.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284657115</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284657115</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:37:02 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I’m a little nervous. My brother isn’t home yet and my Mom can’t get a hold of...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I’m a little nervous. My brother isn’t home yet and my Mom can’t get a hold of him. It’s super foggy out, like so foggy you can’t see two feet in front of you, and he has to drive an hour from Orlando to here. Usually he’s home by now. At first I wasn’t worried, but now I’m kind of freaked out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;UPDATE: he’s home! And in a LOT of trouble&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284191479</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284191479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:42:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Meet Gilly. Gilly was becoming a nuisance at the lake, so Gilly...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoff1lNEB1qz7id7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Meet Gilly. Gilly was becoming a nuisance at the lake, so Gilly was, um…taken to a better place. We bought Gilly’s skull from Gator Bill (yes, that is his given title, as evidenced by his vanity license plate), our local gator wrangler. Gator Bill, upon meeting him in a gas station parking lot with my Dad to exchange cash for the skull, had a foot-long beard and a rather large knife firmly planted at his hip. He also gave me a brochure about “Gator Safety.” Upon other things mentioned in the brochure, it stated that if bitten by a gator, you should seek immediate medical attention. Ya think???&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I bet you’re wondering what we’re going to do with Gilly. My Dad is giving her to my Mom for Christmas with a bracelet inside her jaw. Her teeth are not as sharp as you would think.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just another day at home.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284181823</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284181823</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:35:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>danavenhuizen:

jayflynn:
(via myfengshuilife)
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqmu2yURAG1qzlavro1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://danavenhuizen.tumblr.com/post/203575877/jayflynn-via-myfengshuilife" target="_blank"&gt;danavenhuizen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jayflynn.tumblr.com/post/198286908/via-myfengshuilife" target="_blank"&gt;jayflynn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://www.myfengshuilife.tumblr.com" target="_blank"&gt;myfengshuilife&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284168299</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284168299</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:25:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Watching this renews my motivation for law school.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/14/arts/television/14life.html"&gt;Watching this renews my motivation for law school.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;So I can become a judge and knock some damn sense into this legal system.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284110103</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/284110103</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:41:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>“My goatee isn’t stupid”
BAHAHAHAHAHA</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo3c8PawA1qz7id7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“My goatee isn’t stupid”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/283821911</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/283821911</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:14:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>An epic Facebook fail. LOL. My friend sent me an e-mail with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuo3a0loxP1qz7id7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An epic Facebook fail. LOL. My friend sent me an e-mail with like ten of these.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/283820007</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/283820007</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:13:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>And we wonder why journalism is a massive fail right now.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gawker.com/5425394/11-questions-for-the-new-york-posts-new-advice-columnist-alexandra-ashley-dupre"&gt;And we wonder why journalism is a massive fail right now.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/282485125</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/282485125</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 20:46:19 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Our first ever real tree! We always put up the pre-lit fake one...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kulxx9LJPg1qz7id7o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Our first ever real tree! We always put up the pre-lit fake one but my Dad got a real one this year.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/282068884</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/282068884</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 15:21:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Gotta love the chats with my long-time bestie, Kristi....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukn62SWbx1qz7id7o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Gotta love the chats with my long-time bestie, Kristi. She’s the only one who can call me a whore and make it endearing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281091036</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281091036</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:32:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukn4kLwCe1qz7id7o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281089970</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281089970</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:31:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukn35qmBz1qz7id7o1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281089038</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281089038</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 22:30:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>For Joy:</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.target.com/s/185-1206386-0183912?_encoding=UTF8&amp;search-alias=tgt-index&amp;keywords=leggings&amp;searchSize=30&amp;ref=sr_bx_1_1&amp;searchView=grid5&amp;searchNodeID=1038576&amp;searchPage=1&amp;searchRank=target104545"&gt;For Joy:&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://joyengel.tumblr.com/post/281021872/for-joy" target="_blank"&gt;joyengel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://meredithnyc.tumblr.com/post/280644890/for-joy" target="_blank"&gt;meredithnyc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;in our quest for plain black leggings&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks, Meredith, for sending me maternity leggings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Oooo girls, you should check out &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.barenecessities.com/search.aspx?search=Footless+Hosiery+Sale&amp;drv=4294959157&amp;mode=1&amp;msg=Leggings+%26+Footless+Hosiery+on+Sale&amp;drvOld=4294959157&amp;ext=1&amp;"&gt;barenecessities.com&lt;/a&gt; and speigel.com. I know, I know, you think I’m crazy. &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.spiegel.com/shop/thumbnail.aspx?gp_coll_id=5001&amp;gp_cat_id=5002&amp;nav_cat_id=14828&amp;category_id=14829"&gt;Spiegel&lt;/a&gt;, you say? That wierd catalog our Moms get? Well, let me tell you ladies. I just ordered some&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.spiegel.com/shop/product_single.aspx?style_id=37598272&amp;index=13&amp;gp_coll_id=5001&amp;gp_cat_id=5002&amp;nav_cat_id=14828&amp;category_id=14829"&gt; ShapeFX leggings&lt;/a&gt; and I am quite enthralled. Not only do they hold you in, they aren’t too sheer and are so cheap (warning: they run rather large.)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281029238</link><guid>http://theotherjen.tumblr.com/post/281029238</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Dec 2009 21:41:09 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
