TheOtherJen |
I'm happiest with flip flops on my feet and a cocktail in my hand. I'm in the midst of a quarter life crisis. I'm not as dumb as I look. Most of the time.
Well, fiddle-dee-dee.
If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me.
Bitch is the new black.
Slim arguments come from slim hips.
The more people oppose it, the more fun it is.
Don't waste the pretty.
You should always know how long to stay and when to go.
If you want change, change your mind.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous, but they won’t be avoided.
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
It's not failure, it's just changing direction.
It is the Southern part of me which is most quintessentially and fiercely alive. |
I’m literally going to shoot myself, or get very very weird, if we continue to lose 1/3 of our summer. Looking up the...
I CANNOT wait to peace out of this monsoon. Florida Saturday!
unending parade of shit-tastic weather, today is such a motherfucking headdesk day....lose...
lialia. Meanwhile in Michigan, it’s all sunshine all the time and I’m hiding out in the basement. I’m trying to acquire...
I am going to cry and cry and cry and cry and cry I swear to god. This is the fourth week of this already.
Looks like there is now NO REASON for me to go out for the rest of the month. Maybe I’ll re-grow my beard.
While visiting New York this weekend, when people ask me how I like Los Angeles, I’m just going to show them this. Or...
Need to get away? Ah, yes.
and it’s gonna be even colder in MA. this is not summer. this is some straight BULL. SHIT.