TheOtherJen

Web Analytics I'm happiest with flip flops on my feet and a cocktail in my hand. I'm in the midst of a quarter life crisis. I'm not as dumb as I look. Most of the time. Well, fiddle-dee-dee. If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me. Bitch is the new black. Slim arguments come from slim hips. The more people oppose it, the more fun it is. Don't waste the pretty. You should always know how long to stay and when to go. If you want change, change your mind. Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous, but they won’t be avoided. Well-behaved women rarely make history. It's not failure, it's just changing direction. It is the Southern part of me which is most quintessentially and fiercely alive.