I'm happiest with flip flops on my feet and a cocktail in my hand. I'm in the midst of a quarter life crisis. I'm not as dumb as I look. Most of the time.
Well, fiddle-dee-dee.
If you don't have something nice to say, come sit next to me.
Bitch is the new black.
Slim arguments come from slim hips.
The more people oppose it, the more fun it is.
Don't waste the pretty.
You should always know how long to stay and when to go.
If you want change, change your mind.
Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous, but they won’t be avoided.
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
It's not failure, it's just changing direction.
It is the Southern part of me which is most quintessentially and fiercely alive.
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Soooo, does anyone have any experience with taking meds for test anxiety? Or any they wish to share?
I knew a lot of girls who were doomed to go through school as Jennifer L., Jennifer K., or Jennifer W. Perhaps it’s inevitable that a name so common would pick up a girl-next-door vibe, and to me Jennifer immediately conjures up the image of a neat ponytail and a nonthreatening expression. Jennifer’s pretty, but she isn’t beautiful — and she certainly isn’t slutty. She’s nice, and she has good friends — she might be the kind of girl with two really close besties, but they’re no mean-girl triumvirate. Jennifer will lend you an extra pencil if you need one, but she won’t give you her kidney. She’s not a Beth, after all. The best thing about being a Jennifer is that no one has anything bad to say about you. The worst thing is that they might get you mixed up with all the other girls who have your name.
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Aw, hell no!
I always wished my Mom had used my slightly perkier and bitchier middle name ‘Nicole’ as my first.
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